Bad news: The Cubbies have lost 7 out of their last 8 games.
Good news: Milwaukee and the others in pursuit have played badly too. Cubbies still lead by four and a half.
Bad news: The Cubbies still have to play St Louis (our archenemies) and worse, six games against Milwaukee!
Good news: The Cubbies usually kick Milwaukee's butt.
Bad news: But that means that we're playing for the pennant directly against our number 2 rival.
Good news: You'd rather play Arizona? Maybe we're better off coming in second, at that.
Good news: The Cubs are definately in the playoffs.
Bad News: They've gotta get their swing back, their winning ways back! They've just gotta!
Good news: They will.
Let's go Cubs!